Mum: Sarah! Orange one!
Me: Have you bitten into this revel then taken it out of your mouth and tried to stick the two halves back together to make it look like a whole revel again?
Mum: [pause] No?
Me: I'm not eating something that's been in your mouth. I don't eat regurgitated food. I'm not a baby bird.
Mum: [longer pause] You're mummy's baby bird.
Me: Never speak to me again *eats revel*
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