Admissions of guilt

Things I have to do today....

1. Spend ten minutes taking off my eye makeup
2. Start a band like the one that I saw in a Jim Carey movie.

There are so many things wrong in the previous sentence it's difficult for my brain to compute them. They're going to have to build a super computer to do the computing on behalf of my brain because my brain, as it is, is physically incapable of computing it.

That's how wack it is.

However, the fact remains that I've been listening to the four songs the fake band did for the soundtrack pretty much on repeat. The songs completed for a Jim Carey movie.

I need to get out more.