Heaven

Great-Granny's 94th birthday buffet was held at the Conservative Club.

There is a framed picture of David Cameron on the entrance hall sideboard.

Big family event + framed David Cameron photo = Heaven. Right? I've done the math right there haven't I?

Let's just check... scribble scribble, carry the 1, divide by infinity, scribble scribble, furrowed brow.

No, yep. This is what heaven looks like.

I now have to do everything within my power to avoid getting into heaven.