Is your dream to be gay?

Sometimes there ain't nothing for it.

You just have to buy the wolf sweatshirt.*



My brother and I have a thing about wolf t-shirts and sweatshirts. When you pass one of those stalls in the shopping centre that sell those dreamcatchers and shit (OBLIGATORY DEMETRI MARTIN QUOTE: 'A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay') and they always have at least some items with wolf pictures on them, there's always that moment where we go, 'shall we?' But then you have the issue of where does the joke stop and the real desire start? Do I want a wolf sweatshirt because I think it's funny or am I, deep down, the sort of person who just really wants a wolf sweatshirt?

I do have a cat sweatshirt so maybe I've already answered that question for myself.

*Actually, I didn't buy it. It was in Urban Outfitters and they charge £467 for something that cost them 89 pence from a charity shop down the road but still. Wolf sweatshirts are the best. Science.