Oestrogen overload

After watching Gossip Girl, America's Next Top Model, and Project Runway I am suffering oestrogen overload.

At this rate I'll become a proper girl who washes her hair on a regular basis and doesn't figure that 'probably no-one will notice a little grease. But then it won't matter if they do'. A girl who doesn't get overwhelmingly excited at the thought of going home because it means getting to take her bra off and put her Wizard of Oz themed jimbly-jamblies on. A girl who has painted nails that can last more than one day without getting chipped (I refuse to believe such a creature exists yet I catch glimpses of them all the time). A girl who knows how to wear make up without eighteen tonnes of black eyeliner (I can do all make up or no make up - not in between make up). A girl who keeps high heels on for more than an hour without giving up on walking ever again.

You know, proper girls.

I probably won't ever be a proper girl.