Suicide gun? Hand me my suicide bullets.

But it's a gun? It can't 'hand you' anything. SHUT UP! I'm making a point here. The point is: having watched this commercial I must now kill myself.

An instructional video on how to shave your balls? Really? Really, an instructional video on how to shave your balls? Really? If there is a sentence that contains the words 'instructional', 'video', 'shave', and 'balls' I want that sentence to read 'no, we won't be making an instructional video on how to shave balls'. Because you see, people have eyes and those eyes are able to see things (generally) and also people have ears and they can hear sounds that you make (generally).

But just in case you wanted advice on how to shave your balls here is an instructional video to explain how:


Well, anyway, I guess this is my last ever blog post because of how I now have to kill myself and everything. It's been fun. Peace.