Hapologies

No podcast till tomorrow. Apparently SOME members of ADOAA think it's more important to be sitting in a beer garden than editing our pearly words of comedy wisdom for a podcast (other members think it is important to lie on the sofa watching Amanda Bynes movies and feeling a little sick after a Saturday night involving run-ins with Nick Grimshaw and Shia LeBoeuf lookalikes - relax, they were basically children, nothing untoward happened except me correcting them on it being 'Josh Hartnett' not 'Jake Harnett'. I school the young on the important things in life).

Instead I think you should watch the trailer for G-Force. My boyfriend Zach Galifianakis is in charge of an elite group of crime-fighting guinea-pigs and Gob Bluth sends them to a pet shop and then they have to get the old team back together to stop Bill Nighy! Or something! It's definitely something along those lines! This film basically has the potential to knock Citizen Kane off all those 'Greatest Movie of All Time' lists (*spoiler alert* Rosebud is his sled. That's pretty gay on it's own but when compared to crime-fighting guinea-pig? It's the Carson Kressley of movies. Which is a totally relevant pop-culture reference. Particularly when you consider he was in the running for the 'Not at all offensive. Shut up! Gays! Aren't they just Magical?! Fab-u-lous' Teen Choice Award*). I might have to break my own rules about CGI animals on this one.

*This really is a real thing that exists. How can I transport myself to one of those parallel universes where homosexuality isn't fetishised or reviled and just accepted? For time travel you need a DeLorean so what is it for parallel universe hopping? A tugboat? Station wagon? Horse Bike? What?