Cheers

I know what you're thinking: 'what the fuck is that shit? Is Sazz drinking bourbon or something equally foul?' Answer, no but yes. No to bourbon, things haven't got quite that dire yet (but when I start talking like an old-timey 1920's New York mobster then you can start getting your concerned face on) but yes it is something pretty foul. It is in fact non-alcoholic ginger wine and, like a captive chimpanzee, it'll rip your fucking face off (too soon?).

You know in that episode of The Simpsons with the chilli-festival and Homer coats his tongue and mouth with wax so he can eat Chief Wiggum's insanely hot chilli? And then Johnny Cash is a talking fox spirit guide? That one? It's kinda like that, just slides past the tongue with kind of a sweet slickness (that's what she said) and then hits the throat with the force of a juggernaut on black ice (she also said that). Then it burns, oh how it burns. A throat fire is lit which takes a good 2 minutes 35 seconds to extinguish. As soon as it IS gone however all you can think about is taking another sip.

Anyhoo, it's keeping the cold at bay that's threatening to hit so whatever works right?

Also, yes I'm wearing wrist warmers inside. Deal with it.