Fancy that!

Dude, I am so fuckin bored. Got everything I need done work-wise before going on Xmas break completed by 10am. Which leaves me no choice but to send abusive emails to my mother (see below) and look at covers of Cat Fancy.


Fancy! (Is your cat a therapy pet? Well, is it? ANSWER ME!)


Fancy! (Health & Fitness Issue! Amazing breeds that CHANGED HISTORY!... Um... Sure)


Truly we live in the Golden Age of literary publications.

This is a thing that exists also:


Somewhere, in a dusty parallel universe*, there's an irony-free version of Sazz walking round that is loving this shit sincerely.

*Yeah, so I spent last night watching kids films and drinking non-alcoholic ginger wine SO SUE ME