Killing in what name now?

Um, I don't mean to come across as a total dick (LIE) but this whole 'RATM to Number 1 for Xmas' thing that you kids are doing... you err... how do I bring this up delicately... um, you know that RATM are on the same label as the X Factor Gayface* dude right? You have basically just doubley lined Simon Cowell's pockets in time for Christmas. So, you know, well done on that score if that was what you were after (though I suspect not).

I'm not even saying I don't like the song you 'randomly' 'chose' for your 'anarchic' 'campaign', I like it as much as anyone that voluntarily bought purple Doc Martins in her youth (and actually WORE them OUTSIDE the house!), I'm just saying it wouldn't surprise me if this was some Josie and the Pussycats shit you know? Like, some machivellian genius with a lisp (aka Parker Posey) is inflitrating the youth on two fronts - the X Factor 'conformist' fans and the RATM 'non-conformists' in order to maximise profits and subliminally sell you stuff you don't need. I think my man Eugene Levy explains this best...



Anyway all I want you to acknowledge is that the last time anyone was part of an 'anarchic' 'collective' that anyone 'cared' about they were members of Chumbawumba. So enjoy that acolade: 'The Next Chumbawumba'. Awesome.**

*Seriously seriously severe case of gayface going on there THOUGH OF COURSE HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS THE NEXT GUY *whispers* who just so happens to be George Micheal coughcough
**Should probs mention that that Miley Cyrus song Gayface is trying to shill sucks BIG GIANT BALLS. Like REALLY MASSIVE balls so I don't give a shit if it doesn't make it to number one. In fact, I'd rather listen to RATM than that any day of the week... So, I'm not really sure what my point is. Err... carry on 'Chumbawumba 2: Armed and Fabulous' I guess.