good grief

Her: Did you fancy Dane Bowers?
Me: Is that a joke? That has to be a joke right?
Her: No :$
Me: I do not fancy dane bowers. I hope you don't neither
Her: Lol.
Me: You do don't you!
Her: A bit. It's just me getting sucked into the big bro thing. Itll pass.
Me: Oh. My. God. VETO. VETO TIMES A BILLION.
Her: Oh you and your vetos. My whole husband list is a veto. I say pfft to your vetos
Me: If there is one veto that sticks its the one on dane freaking bowers. You can do better lady. Everyone in the world can do better
Her: I just thought he had kind of a nice smile:$ and not 2 bad a face. He aint like new ryan reynolds or anything, im not gona go buy another levels bak cat [Ed note: music retailer lingo for 'back catalogue']
Me: Maybe you need to start fashioning your look on jordan? She's had two of your boyfs
Her: Who's the other? Has she slept with gordon [Ed note: As in Ramsey. I know right]
Me: Peter Andre! How soon ye forget your lives true loves. However I wouldn't put that past gordon and jordan. Am throwing up right now at the thought of it
Her: I just went for a wee and said 'peter andre' out loud. Lol. Forgot him yeah.

Am I wrong? Am I wrong to veto Peter Andre and Gordon Ramsey and Dane Bowers? I do not think I am wrong. If anything I think I'm almost freakishly *too* right.