Edwin

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lisa!
       [finds vanity license plate rack]
      Cool...personalized plates!  "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
      "Bort"?  Aw, come on.  "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy!  Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No.  Come along, Bort.
 Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.