Is there anything she can't do!

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Even hold plates the way waitresses hold plates and you go 'that is too many plates to be carrying in one go how are they all balancing on those little bird-like waitress arms of hers' and they like twirl and spin and throw your food in front of you in a very graceful way and you tip a bit more because holding plates like that looks really hard but they make it seem so fucking easy. Then you start hating them a bit because you hate anyone who makes anything seem easy and effortless when every day of your life you barely hold your shit together enough to make it through without crying or perspiring or both and she has this amazing talent and probably has a boyfriend because all girls with freakishly strong bird-like arms have boyfriends so you go back to tipping the original amount.

But also, she is doing all this whilst wearing chic plastic sheeting and a hair telephone that covers one eye with a cord wrapped round her head which seems inappropriate for the task at hand but does make the whole thing infinitely harder to begin with so you give her the bigger tip again just for fashion props.