I don’t know what I’ve done to upset Notorious G.O.D. now but they’ve stopped showing Party of Five on CBS Drama at weekends all of a sudden. Which is clearly very distressing because Charlie was just about starting to not be a total dick and I was enjoying my growing hatred of Julia.

I’m left with starting to watch it daily but it’s six episodes ahead of where the weekend shows were and suddenly Charlie has got a stripper (who he had just met) pregnant? And Julia and Griffin have split up? And Claudia is at boarding school with Lily Finnity? And Owen was three and now looks about six and is a completely different child?

Literally nothing happened in the four seasons I was watching and then they decide to cram in that much plot in six episodes. This is, legitimately, one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. Including that time my boyfriend du jour nearly died from being an alcoholic and that other time when my grandmother ran over my foot with her car.