My bbff (boy bff) made a mix CD and had like, five songs left over, that he obvs still needed to hear (including Fergie, natch, and um… Brandy? For some reason. Not the ‘and Monica’ song neither. Each to their own I suppose.) Anyway, he started writing a big ‘2’ and then realised the hole was going to cut into it so drew round the hole instead. Then he realised it looked like a deformed ‘3’ so had to write the words ‘TWO’ underneath.

Everything about why I love him is contained in that story.