Today's lesson

Parks and Recreation is totally my favourite new sitcom. It helps that three of the male leads are the archetypes of males I find attractive. Observe:

We have quirky-cute wherein the male is objectively cute but in a kind of quirky way (and whom we still like even though he was in Elizabethtown):

(see also: Rockwell, Sam; Levi, Zachery; McAvoy, James)
Sample quote:
Mark: Would you break the rules?
Leslie: I won't murder.
Mark: That's good to know.

There is hairy hot, wherein the guy the hairy and insanely hot (is he insanely hot because of how hairy he is? Only the worlds top scientists are able to answer this - and that is basically why the Large Hadron Collider was built) (fun fact: did not fancy him till this show despite watching every episode of Everwood - he was far too buff at that point - and enjoying his 'Che' performance in Season 4 of The O.C. emmensely, but god, now with him playing a man who lived in a pit who is still desperately in love with his ex-girlf it's like ALL my 'aroused' buttons have been pushed at once. Yup)

(see also: Galifianakis, Zach; Cardigan Man, Irish; Arimathea, Jesus)
Sample quote:
Ann: We should have checked before to see if you were... home.
Andy: Oh no, I told you. I moved out of the pit. I decided to go back because I forgot my headphones. And I laid down on this really comfy tarp, I saw this old cereal box I hadn't read before so I must have drifted off.

Then, finally, there is mustachioed manbear wherein, well I mean COME ON! like I need to explain this. Seriously Ron Swanson needs to be called Ron Swoonsome (Duke Silver works for me too). That picture really makes me want to fire up my uterus and make some babies (and also, in real life he is married to Karen Walker from Will & Grace who is my spirit animal. This knowledge makes me like the character he plays even more and I'm not sure why?)

(see also: P.I., Magnum; Um... various others, Misc.)
Sample quote:
'Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.'

Thus endeth today's lesson on guys I who think are hot.