Like the Murphy's

I had a fight with my bestie on the way home from the pub yesterday (at 6pm) (YUP that is how we ROLL). It started off funny and then got a bit more serious. He was talking about not wanting his crush object to know he was snogging some other dude in his car for two hours with the lights on and that's why his car's battery died (side note: lols)
I was all 'you shouldn't have to hide parts of yourself to make people have a different view of you from who you actually are'
and he was all 'no. yeah. I should. And OH YEAH like I want to take advice from someone who's made a career out of being bitter and single'
'I'm giving you the wealth of my knowledge and experience!'
'Knowledge and experience of being SINGLE. AND. BITTER!'

And then we stopped talking and were silent for the rest of the way home.

I love him completely and secretly think a lot (but never say out loud) about how he is my soul mate; the one other person on earth who compliments me completely. We're exactly the same in the exact right ways and exactly different in the exact right ways, but every now and then that Venn diagram of perfection intersects at such a point that we drive each other crazy. Me thinking I know everything, him calling me on it.

Also I'm now fretting that I am actually bitter (I had realised already that I am single as the only spooning I get is from my dog and she only ever wants to be little spoon) when I didn't think I was anymore.