Bday

Twenty-eight. That's my age now THANK GOD. You know how it's been scientifically proven that 27 just has a 'bad vibe' to it and 28 is like, WAY better ('vibes' wise)? Well, yeah. That. Things we have to accept:

• Nowadays I'd much rather have a cup of tea and a sit down than go clubbing.
• Especially when it's raining.
• Especially when it's raining like it's the End of Days.
• Especially when I could be having a cup of tea and a sit down instead.
• But if you're made to leave your dry hotel/classy weekend apartment (hells yeah I did) then watching a man in a checked shirt ('checked shirt man') have an increasingly awful night because his woman be bringing DRAMA to his life will be pretty entertaining and also incredibly depressing (like an episode of Jersey Shore I guess?).
  
• I need to wear more sensible shoes if I'm going to walk around a lot.
• The blond thing was... achieved but thank fuck it's gone and I don't appear to be losing my overly bleached and distressed hair no more.
• Anyone I see in a play I will end up falling in love with (even if it's Andy Nyman and Nicholas Burns)
• (ESPECIALY if it's Andy Nyman and Nicolas Burns)
• (I dunno do I? I am only human)
  
• Bday's can actually be pretty cool beans