Thursday, 14 May 2009

Chatting with God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Please note: God is kind of retarded]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
sazzle
God:
Hey sazzle.
Me:
whats up big man?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
yeah i get that
God:
Woe! Where did you get it?
Me:
get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
get what with it?
God:
Where can I get what with it?
Me:
umm... the internet? you can get shit loadsa stuff there
God:
" Where can I get what with it?"? umm.? Can you name a specific web site? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you not heard of the internet?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: sazzle said I not heard of the internet.
Me:
if you wanna
God:
Should I want to?
Me:
probably not, they'll think you're kind of gay
God:
You seem uncertain. Really you don't think so?
Me:
you're kind of a sap amirite?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sap amirite? I don't know.
Me:
i think you are (that wasn't a compliment)
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am that was not a compliment.
Me:
i will tell him your grammar is rubbish. speshly for an omniscient being

[Though having read through that again he still comes across as smarter than me]

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