Dick distribution

*showing me the mold developing on the teabags in the tea bag pot*

Brother: ...And this is the spoon you've been using to stir your tea
Me: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THAT? I HATE YOU
Brother: I'm merely a distributer of facts
Me: You're the distributer of dick
Bro: Do you think there might have been a better way of putting that?
Me: Definitely not. And at least we now know what to put on your business cards