How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?

Maybe Justine Bateman and Ted Danson can tell me?



Ted Danson teaches us, not only the sort of lines men might use to get you to have sex, but also demonstrates how not to sit in a chair.

Over things I have learned:
- If a guy tells me I have beautiful eyes what he really means is that I'm a heifer and disgust him,
- Old guys who over enunciate every sentence when talking about sex should be avoided at all costs,
- Young men that lie on benches on their stomachs make me feel uncomfortable and I'm not sure why,
- Teenagers from the 80s found things hysterically funny that are really not hysterically funny.