Party Hard

Did you guys know Andrew WK is back? I say back, what I mean is that Andrew WK brought himself out of stasis recently as he looks exactly the same as when he appeared in his grubby clobber however many years ago it was now. Basically we can all breathe a big sigh of relief;
'Where's Andrew WK gone?'
'What's Andrew WK up to?'
'I haven't seen Andrew WK around for a while. It makes my face do this :('

Relax nerds. I've been as freaked out as you. Constantly rifling through the pages of 'Weird Metal Pop Hybrid Fan Monthly' checking their 'Spotted' section to see if Andrew WK has brought a sandwich from Tesco's recently and nada, nothing, zilcho. Until now.

Ladies and gents allow myself to introduce... myself. Introducing Andrew WK. Doing this new kids game show.

You read that correctly.



What I'm saying is that Andrew WK is America's Richard Hammond. That is what I am telling you. I will understand if you need to go and have a sit down (why are you standing up reading the internet anyway? What is this, China?)

A lot has changed for me since Andrew WK was last in our lives. I've fallen in and out of love, graduated from university, become a blond and, oh yeah, changed my clothes once or twice in that 5 year period. But that's just me, I'm that kind of kooky girl you know?

Changes of clothes? Where Andrew WK is going he doesn't need changes of clothes. Or a brush. Or dancing lessons.

Um, this just in, he's also a motivational speaker? If you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you can call... Andrew WK(?) Err...Right. Can I just, yeah, I might just leave it then. Thanks though.

I knew there was another service I was looking for Andrew WK to perform. (Also, that is definitely what she said.)