But in a bath though

'Hello I'm Rupert Everett. I'm here to talk to you today about Lord Byron. Whilst sat in a bath'


Three things:
1. What has happened to Rupert Everett's face?
2. But why in a bath though? And why Rupert Everett? And why Rupert Everett IN a bath? (When I make my documentary about Lady Gaga - basically the female Byron* - I'm going to narrate the whole thing whilst sat on the toilet)
3. Seriously, what has happened to Rupert Everett's face? He doesn't look bad (exactly) just different. I'm curious is all.

Compare and contrast:

Past & Present

I think it was the recent collectors edition of Heat that first brought this new weird Rupert Everett face to my attention. You know the issue of Heat I'm talking about right? The one with the 90's cut-out-and-keep pull out? The one that your two best friends call you about because it's got updates on Harvey Kinkle (in a bluegrass duo!) and Tug from Home and Away? That one? You've cataloged every edition of Heat in your mind right? Well then, you know what I'm talking about.

Anyhoo, I just figured, weird camera angle. Because sometimes, and I know this may shock you, I can sometimes appear less than attractive in pictures and it's not because I'm a minger like you are probably thinking, it's always the fault of the camera angle. Even when you see me in real life and your eyes tell your brain I'm kinda gross: Eyecamera angles fault (this is definitely a real thing). ESPECIALLY then in fact. This is science. But no, I watched an hour of Rupert flouncing round Albania and Turkey and he has totally got a weird face. Though I still find him strangely attractive. Which... yeah. Figures.

*Consider the evidence: bisexual, wears daft outfits, clearly a bit insane, writes poetry the likes of which could rival Shakespeare (e.g. 'I'm bluffing with my muffin'). It's almost too perfect. And we havent, to the best of my knowledge, ever seen them in the same room at the same time. Jus' sayin'.