We're off to the moon

When I went to go see 'Moon' the other day, in the queue I was thinking; 'Wouldn't it be funny if I walked up and asked for two tickets to the moon?'

I then went up to the booth and before I could censor myself said to the heavily-eyelinered cinema girl 'can I have two tickets to the moon please?'

She looked at me askew. I cannot blame her.

Nothing will ever beat the time I asked for two tickets to 'see Saw' though.