The Wedding Singer

I have one wish. It is not that I was a little bit taller or that I was a baller or even that I had a girl that looked good I would call her.

It is to be in a wedding band.

Only because I went and accidentally just gate-crashed a wedding reception (it was my local, the back gate was open. Not my fault) and got sub-par renditions of Robbie Williams, Ricky Martin (both major hits in case you were wondering) and Gareth Gates (well, Spirit in the Sky. Assume they were doing the Gates version). Plus Status Quo. Lots of Status Quo.

It was awesome.

If I was a singer in a wedding band the set list would be as follows:

- Skee-Lo 'I Wish'
- Will Smith 'Getting Jiggy With It'
- Jay-Z '99 Problems'
- Britney Spears 'Toxic'
- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air'
- The theme song to the tv show 'Clueless'
- The theme song to the tv show 'Blossom'

Ad infinitum for two hours. Sit back and enjoy. Am expecting to be busy so book early to avoid disappointment.

[Encore at premium rate = DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince 'Boom Shake the Room']

And yes, in case you were wondering these do happen to be the only songs in the world that I know all the lyrics to. So what of it?