In summary

Anita Miller: FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller: HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
Young William: I think she said "feck."
Elaine Miller: What's the difference?
Young William: The letter "u."


Anita Miller: What about me?
Elaine Miller: You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love.


Elaine Miller: If you get lost, use the family whistle!

There are three quotes in the film Almost Famous that basically sum up everything you need to know about my family dynamics (pre-step family).

(Yes, we do have a family whistle.)