Sunday, 8 March 2009

Internet thing

I've been on match.com for like, EVER now (one month) and my initial enthusiasm (not enthusiasm) has dwindled to the point of disgust (that one's true). Am I a dick for immediately discarding someone as a potential life partner because they spell it 'careing'? Ooh look at me, I can spell [most] words, I must be so much better than those people that haven't attained the level of literacy that I have. That's a dickish attitude right? I shouldn't judge people on whether or not they spell it 'careing' should I? Can I judge them on the fact that they look like bouncers who would happily kick in someone's head if that person made a joke at their expense? Is that an ok judging system?

I don't get why the guys who look the way they do and have the literacy powers that they have are the only ones contacting me. My profile has been written with the idea of attracting like-minded individuals. This is not occuring. I think the being blond thing has a lot to answer for.

Either way, I haven't located the man of my dreams yet. Well, I have. He's a blogger from New York and looks like this and makes videos like this:



(In actuality I would happily run away to Rio with either of those young gentlemen. They are the perfect representatives of my two ideals, sarcastic/intelligent/skinnyhot and funny/sweet/chubbyhot)

I just need to work out how to get someone that's way out of my league and lives in a different city located in a different country to me to be my boyfriend. Of course, I have supergood luck all the time with the mens so I don't even know why I'm sweating it. This type of thing is real easy for me so I'll just sit back and wait for him to come to me pretty much. Yeah, ON OPPOSITE DAY.

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