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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Another hard day at the office

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'what could I possibly have to find annoying' actually it was adoaa aka most scariest movie I've ever seen alec baldwin makes me sweat All of these thoughts ran through my head non-ironically and I laughed every time and that makes me stragely proud and while you're at it put a shirt on animals do the darndest things any excuse for a Simpsons quote eh? art shit n that as in I need some as it happens at least I've got a good one now at the very least audience participation autophilia awkward social situations ballet movies bdays being a lady being a weird control freak being in love makes me like looking at pictures of other people in love beware beyonce bisexual stalker bitches all up in here bitchery bleugh lovey dovey shit blogging boyfriends bros but I kinda like it but jesus the ones that have gone before but seriously though but that's not really a problem per se california dreams can I play the piano christ i worry about my friends sometimes christmas time and shit chuck comedy community is the best to be fair to Louis conundrums conversations with my mother cookies fortune cool beans craft crazy bitches are the best bitches cupcakes damn straight DANGER. CONTAMINATED AREA. dangerously high levels of emo date rape dating advice dawing realisationsoh shitdoes this make me Greta Gerwig because I'm mostly fine with that depression didn't get home till 10pm distancing oneself from engaging with others doctor who Does fretting about it mean I am bitter? dogs dorks dowager countess ftw dr spaceman duncan james lookalikes embarrassment is a dick enforced personality labels even in my fantasies I'm still a loser everyone needs a hobby everything cool is weird to you people existential angst fashion faux French feminism finger keys? forts gary lucy's hair geek shit getting yo' shit together giddy excitement girl crush girly love stuff good job I'm only making him go to the opera then google maps gossip girl got there in the end guess who's back (no it isn't slim shady) gurus all up in this place hackneyed insight Haha as if hangin wit me bitches he even made it rain purple rain high times homophobia hopes and dreams how can something so wrong feel so right how dumb do they think we are? how else am i to stay this pasty? how to guides human beings I am awesome at buying relevant goods i disgust myself i enjoy my jokes a lot more than anyone else ever does i hope (and know to be fair) our relationship is nothing like theirs though I kicked a giant mouse in the butt do I need to draw you a diagram? I knew it looked wrong but had to google to check why ok i should probs just stop looking at the topshop website i think about this a LOT I thought about this a LOT I want a dog more than I want a baby if I'm honest i want a pug even more than i wanted that coat i want plaid to be cool again I went there i'm all precious I'm bored now I'm now completely obsessed with Sugar btdubs I'm sure live sazz nights would be a draw though I'm working up to doing a unicorn I've got a whole lot of fucking shit ideagineering idiocracy if yellow makes me want to kill myself and gray makes me want to kill others what's the happy medium look like? 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A picture of a unicorn

A picture of a unicorn