Red dog just pooed on a stinging nettle

Which was fun for me having to dive in (with a bag round my hand) and pick it up. If it were me and the choice was between pooing on a stinging nettle or positioning my bottom 3 cm to the left of the stinging nettle and going on some grass I’d probably go for the latter option.

But then it’s rarely a choice I have to make.

Weirder every day

(As in me. I have more pictures on my phone of my dog sleeping and/or resting than anything else and it still entertains and amuses me no end)

Things I don’t want to say out loud at 4am

"Please stop eating your sick"

[Said to black dog who had thrown up on the edge of my bed and manged to hit my duvet, bookcase, and floor. And then started eating it. I slept the rest of the night on my bare mattress covered in a holey blanket and dreamed of going to buy new duvets]