Showing posts with label the answer to my last question is clearly 'yes'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the answer to my last question is clearly 'yes'. Show all posts

Thursday, 9 June 2011

Parenting Guru

Her: Ben's snoring! Wudnt sleep in his own bed, is it me? Do I attract snorers?
Me: Clearly! Or all awesome people have a snoring weakness?
Her: Well I dont. Well not to that extreme. Hes giving u a run for ur money. Surely 6 is a bit young to b snoring?
Me: I think its ok? Maybe blocked sinus? Maybe you're too light at sleeping?
Her: Lol, I cant even begin to sleep
Me: Is he on his back or front?
Her: Back. He was starshaped so I had no room either. If I move him he goes straight on his back again. It is really loud and constant!
Me: He needs flipping over. Dont worry, he's a tired kid. He'll fall straight back to sleep again. Works on Tia all the time (children and dogs are basically the same yes?)
Her: Hahaha, ill try flippin him,hahahaha. fingers crossed.
Me: Lemme know how it goes!
Her: Hes flipped but went wrong way, now dangerously close to the edge of the bed. He's stopped tho, gona try go to sleep quick :) nite

I should start charging for this advice shizz.