I choo choo choose you

I know a gay man (not telling you who!) that spent £12.10 on the Valentine's Card he made (MADE! Like, by himself!) for his beau. Apparently the materials were pretty expensive but were bought in bulk so we can all expect button related cards for the next two or three years (which is the amount of time it'll take for us all to grow tired of these stupid button related cards he keeps making for us and cease our friendship with him. The materials will last a lifetime one expects).



It's nice right? Yeah. Ok. Quite sweet I guess but why bother? Why bother when you have this option:


Now THAT's what I'm talking about.

[Via]

Edwin

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lisa!
       [finds vanity license plate rack]
      Cool...personalized plates!  "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
      "Bort"?  Aw, come on.  "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy!  Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No.  Come along, Bort.
 Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.