Dilemma

Ordered a Cat Stevens baseball tee off the interweb:



(as you do. That's basically why Al Gore invented the internet in the first place - for me to find it easier to purchase Cat Stevens and Devo tees with my tax rebate money) and it came and it was awesome (NO DUH) but then I saw this little bitching label and I'm not sure if I can wear it as I feel morally reprehensible even uttering the words "A******* A******".


Which is weird in itself as both you and I would imagine that a shop that deals so liberally in clothes made in gold or silver lamé would be my fav place in the world but seeing as you have to have thighs that are the circumference measurement of my upper arms to fit into anything and all their ads look like underage gymnast porn for balding middle-aged overweight guys I just ain't, ya dig?

Will still probs be rocking the C.S. t-shirt though because: Have you seen it? Ok then, let's be real. My morals aren't even that important to me anyway.

In summary

Anita Miller: FECK YOU!
Elaine Miller: HEY!
Anita Miller: This is a house of lies!
Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
Young William: I think she said "feck."
Elaine Miller: What's the difference?
Young William: The letter "u."


Anita Miller: What about me?
Elaine Miller: You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love.


Elaine Miller: If you get lost, use the family whistle!

There are three quotes in the film Almost Famous that basically sum up everything you need to know about my family dynamics (pre-step family).

(Yes, we do have a family whistle.)

Reality check

You expect me to just pack this up immediately once the kid has gone home? Um, yeah. Ok. Can we all just be real for a sec? Cool. I won't judge you if you dont judge me. Now hand me that choo-choo.