Showing posts with label embarrassment is a dick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label embarrassment is a dick. Show all posts

Friday, 30 September 2011

PUH-LEASE

You're telling me this affliction I am cursed with is a good thing????!!!

NO DICE.

(For example; I curl up in unwavering horror at the dancing I did on Saturday night - fuck fuck fuck I did un-ironic booty grinding fuck; shitting motherfucking shit I got all ganster when snoop dogg came on; jesus h christ I flailed around so much I made someones pint go spinning right out of their hands - I refuse to believe these feelings are 'good' and not just a reflection of what an absolute twat I am)

Monday, 28 March 2011

Embarrassment Calling

Oh hi, yep it's me again. Haven't seen you for a while have I Sazz? Well, yeah, no I know, I'm always keeping tabs on you of course haha! But err... yeah, just wanted to say that you seemed to be looking quite comfortable last night at that comedy gig. Seemed to have relaxed even though you were at a table at the front (oh my gosh, those tables were a nice touch - sort of looked like a cabaret in a cafe, I liked it!) Anyway, yeah, just wanted to make sure you knew I still existed which is why I ensured you were the only one shouting 'YES!!' when the comedian asked if anyone in the audience was single. You weren't the only single person in the audience obviously but just needed to ensure you were the only one who was made an example of. Hope you don't mind!

Anywho must dash. I will see you soon! Though I won't obviously be revealing when! Like to keep it all a big giant surprise so it's more fun! Love you lots kisskiss